Long time no see! I hope that everyone has been enjoying their summer. I am sad to say that I think summer has left the building, well at least the one I’m living in. The days spent basking in the radiation of the sun clad in half a bottle of sunscreen and floating around the old swimmin hole are long gone. Quite frankly I’m more than a little bitter, I’m in fact really pissed. Our summer got such a later start and it was so short-lived. I mean I finally get a tan and I have to cover it up before anyone even gets to see my healthy glow. CRAPTASTIC! So if you’re somewhere that is blessed with better weather don’t take it for granted and please soak up some more of that summer goodness on my behalf. Now onto the review.
Rating System: Poor, Okay, Average, Good, Excellent
Collection: Neon Summer 2013
3 Free: Yes
Durability: (I hated it so much I didn’t even wear it long.)
Base Coat: Essie Sensitivity Base Coat
Top Coat: Essie Matte About You Top Coat
Price: $8 USD, $7.95 CAD, €7,95 EUR, £5 GBP
Availability: One of my favorite bloggers and cosmetic hoarding gal pal, Product Hoochie was actually kind enough to pick this up for me. I kind of panicked when I didn’t see the Neon’s making their appearance here in Germany, and asked her to pick this one up for me. However, the collection did finally release, albeit a bit later, in Germany at DM Drogerie stores. Now I am sure they are sold out though. You can also find this color along with the rest of the Neon’s, if you are so inclined, at sites like Zappos, Nail Polish Direct, Beauty Bay, 6 pm, and Nail Polish Canada.
My Two Cents: First I feel the need to say that generally I love most things Essie and I would never be so nasty as to just outright trash a company or product but in all honestly this was a total “Loathe It” for me. First of all, I would not personally classify “Bouncer It’s Me” as a neon. Secondly this sucker was so dang streaky and uneven once applied that I could not even stand it on my fingers for more than a day.
Although I did not post a review of it, I had even worse problems with “Shake Your $$ Maker,” which I put over a base of Essie Blanc as was suggested. On a side note I did see some swatches from other girls who seemed to have made this work but now I find myself wondering just what sorcery they used to achieve the lovely finishes I saw. Sorry Essie, but all relationships have their ups and downs and luckily this is only the second horror show we’ve gone to together, so I think it’s safe to say I still have much love for you!
Tips: If this is on your wish list I would pass this one up and look for a similar color from a different brand.
Something Similar: Nails Inc. – Baker Street, Sinful Colors – Endless Blue.
As always, thanks for reading and check back soon.